Good thing: I've been extremely busy on some writing projects lately. Bad thing: I haven't updated my blog in a while. So here's a quickie in between deadlines!
Four Things You Should Know About the South
1. Mimosa is a tree, not a drink.
2. Thongs go on your feet, not up your butt.
3. If someone looks at you and says, "Bless your heart," you should immediately review your manners and/or life choices.
4. There is no problem so great it can't be solved by duct tape, WD-40, Vicks VapoRub, pie or kisses. In fact, all those items are essential for an excellent honeymoon!